PINOY EXPORT
Pedro, a Filipino (pinoy) is having his SNACK (bread and ube jam), when John, an American, chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.
Pedro ignores John who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
John: You Filipino folks eat the whole bread?
Pedro (in a bad mood): Of course.
John: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into "pandesal" and export them to the Philippines.
John has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listened in silence.
John persists: D'ya eat jelly with the bread?
Pedro: Of Course.
John: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines .
Pedro (kind of pissed na!) then asks: Do you have sex in America?
John: Why? Of course we do, with a big smirk.
Pedro: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
John: We throw them away, of course.
Pedro: In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States.
SOOO JUICY!!!!!
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